Ladies and gentlemen,
introducing the ancient and devolving concept of beauty:
Just look at those legs, Bill!
Stretched-thin dragging across
millenia of theoretical claptrap.
Bearing the brunt of our wildest dreams
and without any kneecaps!
The Dollfacade 3000 is a trim slimmer
than the logic she was built on;
Waist wasting away in defiance of
her own livelihood.
Subsisting on the breadth of
our junk hypotheses.
Push her buttons and listen as she spews
out one canned apology after another:
My thunder thighs would like to apologize
for their nature
My kinked crown would like to apologize
for its nature
My thin lips would like to apologize
for not opening wide enough
to swallow your bull whole.
The best part of it all, Bill?
There is no heart pumping between
her large breasts
to possess the personality we refuse to
adorn her with.
Character, self and other accessories not included.
Reality sold separately.
millenia of theoretical claptrap.
Bearing the brunt of our wildest dreams
and without any kneecaps!
The Dollfacade 3000 is a trim slimmer
than the logic she was built on;
Waist wasting away in defiance of
her own livelihood.
Subsisting on the breadth of
our junk hypotheses.
Push her buttons and listen as she spews
out one canned apology after another:
My thunder thighs would like to apologize
for their nature
My kinked crown would like to apologize
for its nature
My thin lips would like to apologize
for not opening wide enough
to swallow your bull whole.
The best part of it all, Bill?
There is no heart pumping between
her large breasts
to possess the personality we refuse to
adorn her with.
Character, self and other accessories not included.
Reality sold separately.
ABOUT// The impossible standard of beauty no one can live up to.
